• Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
  • Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
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  • Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
  • Kids on Tumblr: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.
  • Me: ...both is good.
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❝ I get it now. I get it. The things you hope for the most are the things that destroy you in the end. ❞
John Green and David Levithan, Will Grayson, Will Grayson (via n-ullibicity)

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(Source: de-feated)